… he said to me one night at the carnival.
I have to say I was shocked... but it also made me laugh. Hard. Yet...
When he reached over and began to touch me... my world changed forever.
Ok so let me set the stage...
Josh and I had just started dating.
And one night we went to the local carnival.
Now, I love carnivals.
But for whatever the reason, the night we went, the place was deserted.
So with the place pretty much to ourselves, we decided to really have some fun, if you know what I mean.
So we started screwing around.
We did it on all sorts of rides.
Like, have you ever had sex on a carousel?
How about a Ferris Wheel?
Man, now I can cross those off my bucket list.
So we head into the Haunted House and I’m thinking, “this will be fun!”
And then Josh pulls me in close and whispers those 5 magic words in my ear...
"Hey, have you ever squirted?"
Like I said, we had just started dating.
And I was kinda shocked at the thought.
And then I giggled.
But then I thought about it some more and I was like:
"Nah, that's BS, you can't make me do that."
So Josh and I duck into one of the rooms and he gets me on a big, heavy wooden table inside the Haunted House.
I think it was from the Bride of Frankenstein scene.
And Josh starts working me with some of his finger magic.
And well, what do you know, a few minutes later, I start gushing like a fire hose.
It was crazy and I was really shocked.
It was an amazing, unforgettable experience.
I almost collapsed on the table right then and there.
And I recover a bit and say to him,